I wanted every picture of you I could get
So I went trawling around on the internet
So many sights  dedicta-ed to you
So many places that I could go
I cilicked on a link and my anti virus program warned
Uh Oh
You’ve got worms

You’ve got worms
You’ve got worms
They’ll make my P.C writhe and squirm
It might have a fit
And stop working soon
If i take this any further
Yes, you’ve got worms

My dog was acting funny
Itching all the time
Yelping and whining in the middle of the night
Running round his basket
I thought he might have fleas
I took him to the vet to diagnose the disease
it Didn’t take a minute
For him to find the cause
It’s simple he said
You’ve got worms

You’ve got worms
You’ve got worms
Showing all of the classic symptoms
Here’s some tablets
to make them go away
You’ve got worms

Worms worms
They get into everything
Worms worms
They wriggle like jelly beans In a popcorn maker
Worms

Just came back from a trip to Africa
Saw some pretty horrid things over there
Tape worms coming out of people’s feet
all sorts of poverty and disease
Ain’t been feeling to flash lately
Looking up my symptoms on the internet
to see what it might be
hate to say it but one my conclusion
is that I might have worms

Worms worms
They get into everything
Worms worms
They wriggle like jelly beans In a popcorn maker
Worms

At them moment its not bad
but it  might get worse
Sure hope I ain’t got worms.

[This started from an article that said Cameron Diaz websites were the most heavily poluted sites for Viruses, Mallware, spyware and WORMS!]